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Age: 17
School: Anglo-Chinese Junior College
Birthday: 25th June 1988
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Thursday, August 31, 2006
Your view on yourself:
You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.
The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.
Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.
The seriousness of your love:
You like to flirt and behave seductively. The opposite sex finds this very attractive, and that's why you'll always have admirers hanging off your arms. But how serious are you about choosing someone to be in a relationship with?
Your views on education
Education is less important than the real world out there, away from the classroom. Deep inside you want to start working, earning money and living on your own.
The right job for you:
You have plenty of dream jobs but have little chance of doing any of them if you don't focus on something in particular. You need to choose something and go for it to be happy and achieve success.
How do you view success:
You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying.
What are you most afraid of:
You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel.
Who is your true self:
You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.
You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.
The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.
Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.
The seriousness of your love:
You like to flirt and behave seductively. The opposite sex finds this very attractive, and that's why you'll always have admirers hanging off your arms. But how serious are you about choosing someone to be in a relationship with?
Your views on education
Education is less important than the real world out there, away from the classroom. Deep inside you want to start working, earning money and living on your own.
The right job for you:
You have plenty of dream jobs but have little chance of doing any of them if you don't focus on something in particular. You need to choose something and go for it to be happy and achieve success.
How do you view success:
You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying.
What are you most afraid of:
You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel.
Who is your true self:
You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.
Friday, August 25, 2006
the prelims are OVER
while going through this extremely trying time in my life, i have discovered one of the most shocking facts of the universe, hitherto unknown to man.
please, think of the kittens. especially the esteemed students studying at the college at my doorstep. you guys are either studying too much, or the drivers are just really really bad. either way, please, save the kittens.
the kittens need your help. please, do your part for the feline world. the kittens need YOU.
while going through this extremely trying time in my life, i have discovered one of the most shocking facts of the universe, hitherto unknown to man.
please, think of the kittens. especially the esteemed students studying at the college at my doorstep. you guys are either studying too much, or the drivers are just really really bad. either way, please, save the kittens.
the kittens need your help. please, do your part for the feline world. the kittens need YOU.
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Monday, August 21, 2006
i swear today is the best day of my life. no more metal in my mouth!!! goodbye braces, hello retainers!! the procedure was mildly disgusting, and terribly painful. ok its only because i have 2 screws screwed into my gums and they had to be removed along with the braces, other then that the braces removing didnt hurt a bit. the screws were removed by some plier-like tool which he basically used to hold the screw-head and screw it out of my gums like it was a real screw. ow. and he pulled the thing out after unscrewing it about halfway, so even more ow. so now i have perfectly straight, white (more or less) teeth but also have two bleeding holes in my gums which he says will heal in about 1 week. so please excuse me if i spit blood on you, it isnt my fault!!
on the way home i managed to terrorize 6 RGS girls who were on the same bus, mainly because i was sitting at the seat nearest the entrance and smiling like an idiot because it feels so good to not have metal in my mouth. so when they got on, i looked up, and gave all of them a huge smile, upon which they all proceeded to hurry to the back of the bus while i laughed my ass off after realizing what i did. maybe i'll become the 105 paedophile.
on the way home i managed to terrorize 6 RGS girls who were on the same bus, mainly because i was sitting at the seat nearest the entrance and smiling like an idiot because it feels so good to not have metal in my mouth. so when they got on, i looked up, and gave all of them a huge smile, upon which they all proceeded to hurry to the back of the bus while i laughed my ass off after realizing what i did. maybe i'll become the 105 paedophile.
Saturday, August 19, 2006
good morning singapore!!
prelims have been a disaster.
yup thats us, walking away from the exam hall as the paper ends.
my social life is a wreck.
but on the other hand, the ambiguously gay duo are finally down, so life is perfect!! try and spot where i am in the photos!
im still coughing like crazy though sighh zzz
prelims have been a disaster.
yup thats us, walking away from the exam hall as the paper ends.
my social life is a wreck.
but on the other hand, the ambiguously gay duo are finally down, so life is perfect!! try and spot where i am in the photos!
im still coughing like crazy though sighh zzz
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
This, is what a honda feels like. I need 1 now!!
Saturday, August 12, 2006
im falling sick. =(
prelims are in 2 days.
all rumours about me are false.
my haiku writing is pro. actually i dont even know if it adheres to the correct number of syllables. i doubt it though lol, but im too sick to care now. i'll provide more regulary and better updates once i get better / prelims are over / i learn how to do podcasts. klarissa teh this illness is all your fault, i hate you for life!!!
prelims are in 2 days.
all rumours about me are false.
my haiku writing is pro. actually i dont even know if it adheres to the correct number of syllables. i doubt it though lol, but im too sick to care now. i'll provide more regulary and better updates once i get better / prelims are over / i learn how to do podcasts. klarissa teh this illness is all your fault, i hate you for life!!!
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
if even he says it, i think im screwed. this isnt the time to panic. the time to panic was about 3 weeks ago. i will remain calm and fail with peace and quietness in my heart. zennnn
Monday, August 07, 2006
today, presenting World of Warcraft Idol!!
First on the list is my guild leader, the best guild leader i have EVER had.
Guild Leader : Alright guys, we will kill a gargoyle for warmup before we start the deathknight wing, all come over to the PLACK (plague) wing now
Raid : omgwtfbbq
Guild Leader : You guys better learn to respect ok, I say kill the fucking gargoyle means kill the fucking gargoyle, don't ask question!!
<3 u long time cutegirl
my blog is getting more and more boring, i'll try and change the style of posting in a while when i finally bother to download fireworks and photoshop to start photoediting properly
basically i have nothing left to post, so i will reply the last few tags
klar : lol you calling me smart?? who is the one getting praised up down left right by mr lee for being smart and having a great memory??
gary : will you be mine?
shenz : beepbeepgoesthejeep!
roland : HIHIHI
First on the list is my guild leader, the best guild leader i have EVER had.
Guild Leader : Alright guys, we will kill a gargoyle for warmup before we start the deathknight wing, all come over to the PLACK (plague) wing now
Raid : omgwtfbbq
Guild Leader : You guys better learn to respect ok, I say kill the fucking gargoyle means kill the fucking gargoyle, don't ask question!!
<3 u long time cutegirl
my blog is getting more and more boring, i'll try and change the style of posting in a while when i finally bother to download fireworks and photoshop to start photoediting properly
basically i have nothing left to post, so i will reply the last few tags
klar : lol you calling me smart?? who is the one getting praised up down left right by mr lee for being smart and having a great memory??
gary : will you be mine?
shenz : beepbeepgoesthejeep!
roland : HIHIHI
Friday, August 04, 2006
after the self-aggrandising job of writing myself a testimonial, my expansive vocabulary has been absolutely and completely exhausted. however, if you wish someone to assist you in making yourself sound like a teen genius with 2 billion IQ with superstar looks and who is loved so much that people are willing to fall on grenades for you, im your man. msn me for my amazing testimonial for a small sample of my incredible skills at fabrication, honed over many years of cheating my teachers.
to tell the truth, i don't think the testimonial is at all important in future job interviews. results gosu = interview, interview gosu = job, who the hell gives a shit about what the hell people 14 years ago thought of you and how great you were. but anyway im still offering my testimonial writing services!
today, i shall end my post with a shocking fact about the world.
AMERICANS spend £5.6bn on pornography every year - the same amount their government spends on foreign aid.
not exactly shocking actually.
to tell the truth, i don't think the testimonial is at all important in future job interviews. results gosu = interview, interview gosu = job, who the hell gives a shit about what the hell people 14 years ago thought of you and how great you were. but anyway im still offering my testimonial writing services!
today, i shall end my post with a shocking fact about the world.
AMERICANS spend £5.6bn on pornography every year - the same amount their government spends on foreign aid.
not exactly shocking actually.
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
today in GP, our esteemed teacher was discussing the effect of the disappearance of gender roles, and mentioned something girls sitting with legs open wearing a skirt due to the disappearance of accepted gender behaviour from societal norms.
as if they dont do that already. not that i'm objecting, but if you are 100kg and 150cm, please understand that we dont really want to see more of you then we already do, so wear a longer skirt <3. or we will all end up spitting rice onto the floor. please be considerate and think of the poor starving children in afganistan who will probably never see more then 20 grains of rice in their life.
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
the prelims are coming. to allow the uninformed to understand my brilliant academic record that will obviously kill some dean of admissions in some third-rate university of singapore kampong, i will show a record of my results including JC1 common tests x2, promos, and the JC2 CTs
GP : 4-0 (gg i pass everything ENGLISH HEN COOL)
Maths : 1-3 (thanks mr lee for the 1!!)
Econs : 3-0 (gg why the fuck did i drop this)
Physics : 2-2 (omfg draw)
Chemistry : 0-4 (ownage benzene ring ligand exchange with mild oxidation and geometric isomerism ftw)
The mathematical genius in me has gone through many statistics, normal, binomial and poisson distributions while using the central limit theorem to conclude that for the prelims, i will obtain
GP : Pass (HOORAY STOP STEALING MY COUCH CHINESE SCHOLARS OR I WILL LAMBAST YOU WITH MY UNSURPASSED VOCABULARY OF WHICH YOUR PATHETIC UNDERSTANDING WILL FAIL TO COMPREHEND SO BADLY THAT YOU WILL GROVEL AT MY FEET AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS)
Maths : Pass (I <3 u mr lee)
Econs : GG
Physics : Pass (I hope)
Chemistry : Fail (sorry mdm don't kill me i tried!!!)
PS. to all chinese scholars who are not stealing my couch in the library, please remember me when you own the world
PPS. my chinese results are not included because a C6 is enough to get me into NUS
PPPS. i am tired and incoherent BBJC
GP : 4-0 (gg i pass everything ENGLISH HEN COOL)
Maths : 1-3 (thanks mr lee for the 1!!)
Econs : 3-0 (gg why the fuck did i drop this)
Physics : 2-2 (omfg draw)
Chemistry : 0-4 (ownage benzene ring ligand exchange with mild oxidation and geometric isomerism ftw)
The mathematical genius in me has gone through many statistics, normal, binomial and poisson distributions while using the central limit theorem to conclude that for the prelims, i will obtain
GP : Pass (HOORAY STOP STEALING MY COUCH CHINESE SCHOLARS OR I WILL LAMBAST YOU WITH MY UNSURPASSED VOCABULARY OF WHICH YOUR PATHETIC UNDERSTANDING WILL FAIL TO COMPREHEND SO BADLY THAT YOU WILL GROVEL AT MY FEET AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS)
Maths : Pass (I <3 u mr lee)
Econs : GG
Physics : Pass (I hope)
Chemistry : Fail (sorry mdm don't kill me i tried!!!)
PS. to all chinese scholars who are not stealing my couch in the library, please remember me when you own the world
PPS. my chinese results are not included because a C6 is enough to get me into NUS
PPPS. i am tired and incoherent BBJC