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Friday, October 20, 2006
LOL <(^^,)> by basshunter, best album title ever
so long without blogging, and still nothing to blog about. says tons about my life and my creativity. to attempt to keep this blog somewhat alive, here's a token entry with a quiz i koped from dings' blog. i know everyone wants to know more about me anyway ;)
1. how old do you wish you were?
15 or 16, old enough to have fun but not old enough for too much responsbility
2. where were you when 9/11 happened?
i remember playing CS with 987 on the radio in the background and jean danka going crazy
3. what do you do when vending machines steal your money?
DESTROY THEM
btw i have no idea who this girl is or why this photo is in my received files, anyone who knows who this girl is plz tell me
4. do you consider yourself kind?
omg kinder bueno
5. if you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
the back of my hand. dunno why but i always wanted some super cool logo there
6. if you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
french, because its such an elegant language for swearing in
7. do you know your neighbours?
no, we just got new ones again
8. what do you consider a vacation?
vacation in the WORLD OF WARCRAFT
9. do you follow your horoscope?
as in what?? do i read my horoscope daily or do i try and do what my horoscope tells me to do?? anyway neither
10. would you move for the person you love?
no, because love is love and distance doesnt matter. anyway absence makes the heart grow fonder ;)
11. are you touchy feely?
er.
12. do you believe that opposites attract?
north poles and south poles of magnets attract. nature is trying to tell us something
13. dream job?
columnist. you don't have to be coherent, you don't have to be logical, you can flame everybody and everybody treats your column as if its the holy word of god just because its in print
14. favourite tv channels?
10 - Animal Planet
11 - National Geographic
12 - Discovery Channel
22 - Supersports
23 - ESPN
24 - Star Sports
51 - Chinese MTV
15. favourite place to go on weekends?
azeroth, in the WORLD OF WARCRAFT
16. showers or baths?
i don't have a bathtub, so showers. but i always wanted to soak in a tub for a long time.
17. do you paint your nails?
in soviet singapore, my nails paint me
18. do you trust people easily?
good question. sex is the answer.
19. what are your phobias?
heights
20. do you want kids?
i pity the poor girl who has to make them for me
21. do you keep a handwritten journal?
i have a typewritten journal albeit a lousy one that never gets updated
22. where would you rather be now?
sleeping
23. who makes you warm and fuzzy?
secrets will be secrets. as of today, only 1 person, and he/she knows who he/she is. if you don't know, its not you. =p
24. heavy or light sleeper?
light
25. are you paranoid?
Increases Stealth Detection. Anyway i probably am.
26. are you impatient?
it depends. if you are a great looking girl and you are late because you're spending 1 hour making yourself look even greater for our date i can be very very patient. if not FUCK YOU.
27. who can you relate to?
i'm currently related to my entire family
28. how do you feel about interracial couples?
peranakan food is great
29. have you been burned by love?
burned is too mild. incinerated comes closer.
30. what's your pick-up line?
hi, my name's randy. thats more then enough for any girl to fall in <3.
31. what's your main ringtone on your mobile?
i have no idea, i've never turned it off silent
32. what were you doing at midnight last night?
lost in the WORLD OF WARCRAFT
33. what did the last text on your mobile say?
Wai Leong : omg can ask dem dun bid glove, i dc
34. whose bed did you sleep in last night?
no one's, i didn't sleep last night, i slept at 6am this morning and im awake at 9 fucking thirty thanks to some retards drilling over my block
35. what colour shirt are you wearing?
white, says RAFFLES INSTITUTION SECONDARY 3 OUTWARD BOUND SCHOOL V = RI THE POTENTIAL TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE (hurhurhur)
36. most recent movie you watched?
the departed
37. name three things you have on at all times.
my computer, my handphone, and some glowy orange rock lamp in my room
38. what colour are your bedsheets?
my bedsheets are really gay, they are blue and yellow with blue and yellow polka dots right now...
39. how much cash do you have right now?
30 dollars, T_T
40. what's your favourite part of the chicken?
chickens are stupid animals...
41. what's your favourite town/city?
stormwind city, in the WORLD OF WARCRAFT
42. i can't wait till:
i get my dream bachelor's pad built
43. what did you have for dinner last night?
fried rice
44. how tall are you barefoot?
180
45. do you own a gun?
lol the toy 1 from the RI grad night awyeah
46. what do you prefer to drink in the morning?
i'm not usually awake in the morning
47. where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
see the janitor cleaning your building mr. / ms. CEO rafflesian? yup that's me.
48. last thing you ate?
some girl guide cookies that are chocolate covered with peppermint cream in the middle.
49. what songs do you sing in the shower?
Running water - Showerhead
50. last thing that made you laugh?
my sister walking into the door on the way out
51. worst injury you ever had?
fractured my wrist
52. does someone have a crush on you?
if you do, please tell me. i won't laugh at you. promise!!
53. what's your favourite candy?
those after 8 peppermints
54. what song do you want played at your funeral?
Precious Days - I Wish
55. eight people to do this?
why limit yourself to 8? EVERYBODY WHO READS MY BLOG PLEASE DO IT.
1. how old do you wish you were?
15 or 16, old enough to have fun but not old enough for too much responsbility
2. where were you when 9/11 happened?
i remember playing CS with 987 on the radio in the background and jean danka going crazy
3. what do you do when vending machines steal your money?
DESTROY THEM
btw i have no idea who this girl is or why this photo is in my received files, anyone who knows who this girl is plz tell me
4. do you consider yourself kind?
omg kinder bueno
5. if you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
the back of my hand. dunno why but i always wanted some super cool logo there
6. if you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
french, because its such an elegant language for swearing in
7. do you know your neighbours?
no, we just got new ones again
8. what do you consider a vacation?
vacation in the WORLD OF WARCRAFT
9. do you follow your horoscope?
as in what?? do i read my horoscope daily or do i try and do what my horoscope tells me to do?? anyway neither
10. would you move for the person you love?
no, because love is love and distance doesnt matter. anyway absence makes the heart grow fonder ;)
11. are you touchy feely?
er.
12. do you believe that opposites attract?
north poles and south poles of magnets attract. nature is trying to tell us something
13. dream job?
columnist. you don't have to be coherent, you don't have to be logical, you can flame everybody and everybody treats your column as if its the holy word of god just because its in print
14. favourite tv channels?
10 - Animal Planet
11 - National Geographic
12 - Discovery Channel
22 - Supersports
23 - ESPN
24 - Star Sports
51 - Chinese MTV
15. favourite place to go on weekends?
azeroth, in the WORLD OF WARCRAFT
16. showers or baths?
i don't have a bathtub, so showers. but i always wanted to soak in a tub for a long time.
17. do you paint your nails?
in soviet singapore, my nails paint me
18. do you trust people easily?
good question. sex is the answer.
19. what are your phobias?
heights
20. do you want kids?
i pity the poor girl who has to make them for me
21. do you keep a handwritten journal?
i have a typewritten journal albeit a lousy one that never gets updated
22. where would you rather be now?
sleeping
23. who makes you warm and fuzzy?
secrets will be secrets. as of today, only 1 person, and he/she knows who he/she is. if you don't know, its not you. =p
24. heavy or light sleeper?
light
25. are you paranoid?
Increases Stealth Detection. Anyway i probably am.
26. are you impatient?
it depends. if you are a great looking girl and you are late because you're spending 1 hour making yourself look even greater for our date i can be very very patient. if not FUCK YOU.
27. who can you relate to?
i'm currently related to my entire family
28. how do you feel about interracial couples?
peranakan food is great
29. have you been burned by love?
burned is too mild. incinerated comes closer.
30. what's your pick-up line?
hi, my name's randy. thats more then enough for any girl to fall in <3.
31. what's your main ringtone on your mobile?
i have no idea, i've never turned it off silent
32. what were you doing at midnight last night?
lost in the WORLD OF WARCRAFT
33. what did the last text on your mobile say?
Wai Leong : omg can ask dem dun bid glove, i dc
34. whose bed did you sleep in last night?
no one's, i didn't sleep last night, i slept at 6am this morning and im awake at 9 fucking thirty thanks to some retards drilling over my block
35. what colour shirt are you wearing?
white, says RAFFLES INSTITUTION SECONDARY 3 OUTWARD BOUND SCHOOL V = RI THE POTENTIAL TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE (hurhurhur)
36. most recent movie you watched?
the departed
37. name three things you have on at all times.
my computer, my handphone, and some glowy orange rock lamp in my room
38. what colour are your bedsheets?
my bedsheets are really gay, they are blue and yellow with blue and yellow polka dots right now...
39. how much cash do you have right now?
30 dollars, T_T
40. what's your favourite part of the chicken?
chickens are stupid animals...
41. what's your favourite town/city?
stormwind city, in the WORLD OF WARCRAFT
42. i can't wait till:
i get my dream bachelor's pad built
43. what did you have for dinner last night?
fried rice
44. how tall are you barefoot?
180
45. do you own a gun?
lol the toy 1 from the RI grad night awyeah
46. what do you prefer to drink in the morning?
i'm not usually awake in the morning
47. where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
see the janitor cleaning your building mr. / ms. CEO rafflesian? yup that's me.
48. last thing you ate?
some girl guide cookies that are chocolate covered with peppermint cream in the middle.
49. what songs do you sing in the shower?
Running water - Showerhead
50. last thing that made you laugh?
my sister walking into the door on the way out
51. worst injury you ever had?
fractured my wrist
52. does someone have a crush on you?
if you do, please tell me. i won't laugh at you. promise!!
53. what's your favourite candy?
those after 8 peppermints
54. what song do you want played at your funeral?
Precious Days - I Wish
55. eight people to do this?
why limit yourself to 8? EVERYBODY WHO READS MY BLOG PLEASE DO IT.
Thursday, October 05, 2006
i haven't posted bash quotes for a long time, but this deserves a place of honour
blotch: heres a cool office trick
blotch: unscrew the speaker part of your coworkers phone and throw in a roll of quarters and seal it back up
blotch: then after about 2 months of them being used to the weight remove the coins when they're away
blotch: and watch them lift the phone the next time someone calls and bash themselves in the face
blotch: heres a cool office trick
blotch: unscrew the speaker part of your coworkers phone and throw in a roll of quarters and seal it back up
blotch: then after about 2 months of them being used to the weight remove the coins when they're away
blotch: and watch them lift the phone the next time someone calls and bash themselves in the face
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
Alevels are coming, and for all my supposed proclamations of enlightenedness on the fallacies of our education system, I'm still worried. Brainwashing apparently has a fairly permanent effect.
Signs you are worried about the A levels:
1) You think skipping school is beneficial because you can get more studying done out of school, when in reality skipping school is only beneficial because you can do other things such as WoW.
2) You begin interrogating all your friends about how much work they have done and start panicking when you only have done 2 times as much work as they have
3) All you have as a conversation topic with most people is "omg do you know how to do question J85 / I / 92(a)" or "sian i wish A's were over" "yah me too" and then the conversation dies out and the two of you continue mugging
4) You are tempted to try polyphasic sleeping to try and get 5 more hours of studying time everyday
5) You begin looking for your entry proof (fuck i can't find mine)
If you fulfill
5 : You have attained the highest level of brainwashedness, to the extent that even the whereabouts of your entry proof is bleached / narutoed from your brain
4 : You know where your entry proof is
3 : Well on the path to enlightenment, balance play and slacking, and you'll be there soon!
2 : Happiness is but 2 steps and 5 weeks away for you
1 : You don't want to be sent to the office to get a new entry proof but otherwise you have attained enlightenment
0 : You are an enlightened rebel, future generations of slackers will sing your name in praise and graffiti it onto the back of the LT
Signs you are worried about the A levels:
1) You think skipping school is beneficial because you can get more studying done out of school, when in reality skipping school is only beneficial because you can do other things such as WoW.
2) You begin interrogating all your friends about how much work they have done and start panicking when you only have done 2 times as much work as they have
3) All you have as a conversation topic with most people is "omg do you know how to do question J85 / I / 92(a)" or "sian i wish A's were over" "yah me too" and then the conversation dies out and the two of you continue mugging
4) You are tempted to try polyphasic sleeping to try and get 5 more hours of studying time everyday
5) You begin looking for your entry proof (fuck i can't find mine)
If you fulfill
5 : You have attained the highest level of brainwashedness, to the extent that even the whereabouts of your entry proof is bleached / narutoed from your brain
4 : You know where your entry proof is
3 : Well on the path to enlightenment, balance play and slacking, and you'll be there soon!
2 : Happiness is but 2 steps and 5 weeks away for you
1 : You don't want to be sent to the office to get a new entry proof but otherwise you have attained enlightenment
0 : You are an enlightened rebel, future generations of slackers will sing your name in praise and graffiti it onto the back of the LT
Sunday, October 01, 2006
if your studies got fucked before, there is no sense studying to try and save it. this is equivalent to screwing a girl, and eating tons of viagra to try and make her a virgin again. screwing the girl is like the exam, and eating tons of viagra supposedly helps you perform better, the same way studying helps u supposedly perform better in your exams. the girl isn't going to become a virgin again. your studies aren't going to become unfucked. stop wasting your time, everybody.
- Pehpeh's First Law of Studynamics.
- Pehpeh's First Law of Studynamics.